Schmoner
a very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. she is super nice, and has a bright smile. her b-m is un-normal since its so huge.
i met a schmoner on the weekend. we drank vodkaaaaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. her -ss was so white and had veins.
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