schmoogle
to finagle your way into something.
i will try to schmoogle my way into that party.
1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.
-“juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?”
-“why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!”
-“wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today…”
adj. to, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your add/adhd medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.
person a,”omg a bunny!!!. but anyway, i was at this thing, with these people and then bam!!! it hit me! omg have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! and theres a seagull and… ”
person b, “geez you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!”
the act of throwing up on the feet, during s-xual intercourse with the feet, prodominately done by the male, while the female vomits.
i schmoogled with your mom last night.
a saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!
“schmoogle”!
much like a sl-t, a term for a woman who is s-xually promiscuous in a non-acceptable way, she is considered very disgusing and any man or woman who would ‘hookup’ with her would be considered the lowest of manly sc-m, sa well as desperate
the woman working at the register is such a schmoogle shes gotten with every guy who works here.
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