schmoozer
a person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.
boy, that tony, what a schmoozer. he went to a happy hour and got contact information on the senior partner at boogle & walters.
one who talks smoothly. smooth talker, sweet talker. mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. originated from one who’s name is cam.
did you hear that michael got into jamie’s pants… he must be a real schmoozer!”
a schmoozer can be one of two things, either:
1.) someone with the g-d-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.
–for example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. they’ll say anything a girl wants to hear so she’ll be more likely to take him back to her place–
or
2.) someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amus-m-nt.
old woman: what is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady’s 80th birthday party for?
dude: 80? you don’t look a day over 21!
old woman: tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
a word that descibes a sloppy drunk; mostly teenagers when drinking at parties
the drunk girl made a schmoozer of herself by hitting on her best friend.
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