schmuzz mitt


this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid -ss sh-t face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice -ss (s-xy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).
#bad scenario; i f-cking hate josh, he’s a schmuzz mitt
#s-xy scenario; d-mn, look at the -ss on that schmuzz mitt
#good scenario; watzup bro!? us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

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