schnack


word usually meaning: pathetic, h-m-s-xual, loser, loves me etc.
originated in a colony of gay british sailors off the cost of africa. the word eventually got out and became a common last name.
“whats that guys name?”
“brian schnack”
“ha, what a pathetic h-m-s-xual loser”
verb. to receive favors, s-xual in nature, from a female. does not pertain to a committed relationship, but rather refers to casual, spontaneous s-xual foreplay. does not include intercourse, but instead, everything leading up to intercourse. derives from the english word snack, and is rooted in the -n-logy to eating food. where to snack is to eat food in a smaller proportion than a full meal, to schnack is to engage in s-xual activity to a lesser extent than actual intercourse.
noun. referring to an attractive, young female, highlighted by overall body firmness and an attractive face. usually referred to as “a schnack” or “schnackable”
verb- “when i go out to bars on the weekends, i enjoy schnacking girls rather than having s-x, because i always forget a condom.”

noun- “rachel mcadams is probably the biggest current schnack in hollywood.”

hybrid- “minneapolis is a great city to find a lot of schnacks, but the difficult part is finding schnacks that are promiscuous enough to allow guys to schnack them.”
a good evening shnack is something my 3rd hour teacher likes to make me p-ss out everyday, only cost 25 cents and is normally f-cking sh-t! but sometimes tasty.
mr.ingles: madison p-ss out the schnack please (in a sped voice)

me: commoonn!

mr. ingles: ay, get to it. (in a sped voice)
term of abuse for dirty working cl-ss types dubliners, favoured by the middle cl-sses who live near the dart line and have never travelled on the nitelink. a combination of sc-mbag and knacker.
“i don’t want to go to drinking in ringsend, it’s full of schnacks, let’s go to dalkey instead.”
dublin, ireland slang.

a combination of sc-mbag and knacker
you’re nothing but a f-ckin’ schnack

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