Schneebo-ing
the act in which someone licks jam off of a squirrels body, often the armpit or genitals. it is believed that “schneebo-ing” originated in rural parts of scotland.
scotsman: “ock aye the noo, come here ye little squirrel. ye have a bitta jam on ye, can i lick it awf?”
squirrel: “yes please, my genitals were gettin a bit sticky”
little girl: “mum. look! that man is schneebo-ing”
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