Schneezing


the instinctive act to supress all bad and shmigooglize it to all that is good. this is not always true when the recipient of the schneezing is red or of the r.e.d religion. if your name begins with j you should probably check your schneezing for gingevitis. only the gods and direct decendents of king schneezofat iii can reverse the effects of schneezing (ex. dr. schneezing, nurse schneezing). many mistake schneezing for the word schneezingtown, which is the place where the gods of schneezing rest and deschneezingate.
i’d watch your schneezing, if i were you.

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