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- schnuffle
the act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog – usually while sniffing a partner’s neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age). please stop you’re […]
- schoenbaechler
in german means a beautiful brook. that is a nice schoenbaechler when used my a female.. it means deep p-ssionate kiss. happydaze87: ill give you a schoenbaechler
- bumtouch
an insult used among young children between the ages of 3-7. incinuates that one touches b-ttocks’ of others. this is considered highly controversial among the kindergarden crowd. johnny: “kevin! come play with me in the sandbox!” kevin: “no, johnny, i don’t want to.” johnny: “you’re a b-mtouch.” everyone: -gasp-
- Back Story Bore
someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story. “….and then i wanted to plant tulips but i just don’t think our soil is right for it…” “sir! i just need to know, soup or salad!” said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the […]
- Schreiber's Switch
initially delivering to a woman with 2 in the pinky and 1 in the stinky, and at appropriate moment, “switch” to 1 in the pinky and 2 in the stinky. right before her “arrival” i schreiber’s switched on her, and then she came