school loop
www.schoolloop.com
school loop is a website which is increasingly popular among high schools. it is a double-edged sword, since it allows students to check their grades at any time, and view upcoming -ssignments in case they forgot. however, it also sends e-mail alerts containing grades and updates whenever a teacher changes something. it sends roughly three of these each day on average. as if the privacy of teens hasn’t been trampled enough already, now we have a 24-7 school nany cam. joy!
dammit. my mom saw my grades on school loop, and grounded me for a month. she also yelled obscenities at me, trampling my self-esteem. my pride hurts.
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