Schphleempstkh
the longest single-syllable word. originally dubbed “schphleempst” before a k was added to elongate it. and just now, i added an silent h. currently spelled with 14 letters, this word is open to additional characters. i have always dreamed of spelling it with a silent 6 or a wing-ding symbol of a small rubber duck or the embodied representation of anxiety or a family portrait from 1974 or 57 silent letters that would otherwise spell out an ancient proverb about ravens.
possible definitions:
1) a large bird-shaped dust pan.
2) an awkward pause between two separate tarot card readings.
3) a souvenir pig fetus.
4) a rectangular circle that looks like a triangle.
5) an iranian in texas.
1) “hand me that schphlee6mpstkh so i can sweep up this dust, kevin!”
2) “the psychic told me i was going to meet my spirit guide. and then he totally schphleepstkhed!”
3) “i went to the carnival and all i got was this schphleempstkh…”
4) “mr. nowak! when am i ever gonna need to calculate the surface area of a schphleempstkh in the real world?”
5) “arash used to be a schphleempstkh, but now he’s just a d-nk.”
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