Schploop
n. a t-rd covered or injected with s-m-n. deived from the words sh-t, p–p, and splooge. most often left on doorsteps of h-rny congressmen or chunked at nice cars.
g-dd-mnit, spencer, i’m not going to make you a schploop so you can rub it all over your naked body! stop asking me, you ghey jaf-cker!
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