schplotz
1. (v.) to engage in s-xual intercourse with a person or object.
2. (v.) to penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a d-ld-. it is more polite to use this term than the f-word in mixed company.
this must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
synonym: f-ck
i love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.
john and mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
he schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
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