Schpritzen


shh-pritz-n noun.

abv. – ‘schpritz’

origin:
2010-2011. me – spritz, a spritzer. deutsch.

a word of german language origin – similar meaning to that of s-m-n, or sp-nk. now used in popular english to describe the act of being impressed, aroused, happy, or ecstatic, upon seeing or tasting a person/substance/product. more commonly used to describe uncontrollable release of excitement or joy
excuse me love, i think you have some schpritzen on your chin.

what the h-ll is all this schprizten in my coffee?!

if i saw her in lycra i swear i would schpritz in my pants immediately!

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