schrumpfed


(1) when one gets caught doing something stupid, embar-ssing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) also, when one’s parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
“he can’t do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating.”

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