Schtonky


schtonky-complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the cr-p out of you..for example mr.lowe
ex: hey! did you remember to study for that super insanely hard astronomy test today?

your response: schtonky!

see also: schwiiiing!
a schtonky is when a p-n-s is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.
she is so hot, she gave me a schtonky!!

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