Schultz Disease


to deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

from sergent schultz of hogan’s heroes catch phrase “i know nothing. i see nothing.”
marc: i know sarah told you what really happened. tell me.
james: i’m sorry, i have schultz disease.

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