schvonce


noun: the beast, mr. happy, c-ck, p-n-s, rod, w-lly, w-nker, schl-ng, dingaling, d-ck, w-ng, johnson, dong, sword, purple headed warrior, one-eyed jack, snake, sausage, salami
“my, what a large schvonce you have” or,
i went to scores last night, my schvonce is still hard.

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