Schwag King


a wanna-be drug dealer who thinks it’s cool to sell large quant-ties of low-quality mexican brick weed to his friends who clearly prefer dank.
i just bought 10 lbs of brown schwiggs from taylor, the schwag king, for $650. it seems to be mostly moldy sticks and pencil shavings.

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