Schwave Legs


an inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. the individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what’s wrong with them. sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.
dave – “i keep falling down!! what’s wrong with me?”

jon- “i think you caught a case of schwave legs. your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots”

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