Schweizer Bakery


the schweizer bakery is similar to a dutch oven. it is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your -ss gas. this is most effective when you’re stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.
dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. his girlfriend said she would wait in the car–and he totally trapped her in the schweizer bakery!

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