schweppicure


a schweppeicure is a person who wants to, or has had s-x with schweppes.
i had s-x with schweppes today.
you schweppicure.
i wish i was a schweppicure.
kings among men.
best people in the world, for they have achieved schweppes.
you schweppicure you.

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