Schzurp


the sound of a booty jumping on lil’ wayne’s lap, comparable to the sound a large truck makes when it goes into reverse.

also, the sound of intercourse.
“i’ll make that -ss jump like schzurp schzurp”

“dude, i heard you and your booty call last night. all i heard was schzurp schzurp and i couldn’t sleep. keep the schzurp down next time.”

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