Science God


a mere-human being who has been trained in the dark knowledge of science. often competes in science compet-tions and does no work in order to obtain this sacred status.
when ken enters the cl-ss, the fellow pupils bow down to the science god.
a human who has attained a god-like status similar to a pharaoh. the person usually has a colossal memory that allows them to memorize mundane facts and recite them at will.
as ken, the science g-d, turned around to face the mere science peasants they shook in fear.

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