Scio

one of the most -ss-backwards towns in eastern ohio. this former oil boom town doesn’t have much going for it, other than having 2 stoplight (which is the largest number of stoplights in one town in the county), both of which are completely unnecessary.

the majority of business is done in bob’s “pub”, the only bar in town. karokee takes place every wed. night, which is very serious business. 5 people have currently been hospitalized as a result of being “sh-tbags” during the evening ritual.

the village of scio is devided into two main groups of people, scio dirties and everyone else. dirties can be indentified by having at least two broken cars on their front yard or gr-ss over 18 inches long, using spray paint on mostly any surface at the scio park or covered bridge, looking at other people from the bridge or park with an evil look, and walking in the street just enough to be a douchebag. the dirty faction has repeatedly attempted to intrude upon the neighborhoods of regular scioans, but have been withstood in several areas. nothwestern scio, hilltop drive, and cemetary hill remain bastions of clean scioans.
this place is about as sh-tty as scio.

boy 1 “those idiots are swimming in the creek.”
boy 2 “…that creek is full of rust and sh-t.”
boy 1 -shakes head- “f-cking dirties.”
shady, covered in mystery, unknown. used as a t-tle not a description.
scio-jt is the 1337 -est guy around.
to be known and unknown at the same time, its a latin word. can mean mysterious or shadow
not really used as anyting more than a t-tle, or in general speech..see sciophobia; the fear of shadows.