scissor run
an event that is considered “almost bad–ss” or “not quite bad–ss”; running with scissors. (in place of a verb)
holy sh-t! that guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; woah! dude, you can’t just scissor run that guy with your car! there was a stop sign there!; omg!! i just scissor ran that fire hydrant… even though it was only two feet tall.
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