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(v., scobleize, adv.)
to act in a egotistical, longwinded and self centered manner; to fill the air with loads of bl-stery obfuscation or arrogant belly-b-tton observations; acting like a general -ss.
i’m going to go scoble that reporter.

or

he always scobles at our parties, and now n-body wants to come.
skoh-buhl

–verb (to scoble)

1. to receive a reply to an often reasonable comment with a nonsensical sentence involving the misuse of the english language, but which at the same time makes absolute sense.

often humorous in its construction.

will usually require at least two readings to fully comprehend its meaning.
when describing facial hair:

“your moustache are like two fighting badger being glued together to forum a bridge for unwanted hobn-bs crumb to cross over”

#ubinscobled

in retort to a discussion on compulsory wearing of helmets:

“s-xist, how can the female have helmet? they don’t even have p-n-ses.

unless you count their cl-toris as a p-n-s, in which case you’re just strange.”

#ubinscobled
california slang meaning “to declare something obvious, and then to announce your own genius in a self-congratulatory tone.”

(etymology: from fake steve jobs, june 8, 2007. named for robert scoble, famous for comments of this nature.)
in june 2007, robert cringely scobled it when he said apple hardware was becoming a media playback platform. he continued, “remember, you read it here first!”
n.

a unit of measurement related to the quant-ty of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.

director of marketing “how popular is our ceo’s blog?”
sem manager “great! he’s nearly half a scoble.”