scod

sick c-nts on drugs
omg chloe is such a scod
scod (n.) a sketchy creepy old dude. not to be confused with the sustainable cooperative for organic development.
father: oh, i’m sorry. while you two are having your little conversation, my daughter is with some random guy that we’ve never met before in huge danger!

emma: what a scod.

father: what?

employee #1: oh my god, it means sketchy creepy old dude. what century are you from?

emma: yeah, dad.
sustainable cooperative for organic development
(aka sustainable community for organic dwelling)
a complex organization of individuals dedicated to environmental causes, alternative theories, and/or pagan spirituality. formed in 1994 by the tontine triad, the original goal was the establishment of the pipedream pub, a medieval tavern in the united states of america. the architectural thesis was published in 2000 by drogo empedocles at scad, in georgia.
“the scod medieval tavern is a fine place to have pints.”
“that goth-horror-scifi movie was scod, 5 stars!”
“i believe in a plethora of ideas, like scod.”
“scod is both a network of people and communites, as well as a complex philosophical architecture theory.”
a sketchy creepy old dude.
father: oh, i’m sorry. while you two are having your little conversation, my daughter is with some random guy that we’ve never met before in huge danger!

emma: what a scod.

father: what?

e#1: oh my god, it means sketchy creepy old dude. what century are you from?

emma: yeah, dad.
scod (adj) anything relating to a network or community, as well as complex philosophic or architectural theory. the term was coined after the development of the scod graduate thesis from scad in 2000, and later websites referencing related works.
mother speaking to gypsy looking daughter “you look totally scod. very creative collection of clothing, dear.”

father speaking to son “today you are a man, and must develop some scod. your theories and goals will determine your success in life.”

dude “that was totally scod man, gnarly move.”