Scoop Jardine


a term devised by a detroit native and a south carolinian,

a scoop jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females -ss crack and licking it out with one’s tongue. you can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don’t recommend).
mike: yo jim, that freak came over last night and i scoop jardined her.

jim: i respect that

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