scooter mob


new age scooter brotherhood that pride themselves with their respect for nature, and their lack of fear. these men/women take self propelled scootering to its highest form and scoot as intended by the gods. scooter mobs enjoy a cutthroat lifestyle and can be seen scooter mobbing for fun. remember to get into a mob, you must be seen scootering. althought its not recommended to scoot alone, that type of bravery is what they look for. scootering is not necessarily scooter mobbing.
haywood: “hey you think i could get into the local scooter mob”

jablome: “well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they’ll find you”

haywood: “but what if they attack me instead”

jablome: “im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob”

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