Scorpion Punch
to jab your middle finger in someones -ss or v-g-n- and then curl the finger and pull out fast.
after a long hard day at work i like to give my wife a good scorpion punch.
alright i lied… this feels pretty d-mn good!
my boyfriend, the insanely hott travis luce gave me a few good scorpion punches and i had countless org@sms! its was incredible!
to fiercely jab someone with your fingers on the top-left or top-right of the torso. this is designed to be incredibly painful if done correctly. upon successfully scorpion punching someone, the attacker must yell “b-tch!” in order to claim supremacy over the victim.
nick: “please don’t scorpion punch me!!!”
-scorpion punch-
john: “b-tch!”
the only permittable “scorpian punch” is to the belly b-tton which feels insanely cool!!
same definition as above just in the belly b-tton!
a scorpion punch is also a pinch or a stinging sensation.
man! i really got a scorpion punch on my arm!
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