Scotch Egg Syndrome
when seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to scotch egg syndrome. a condition know only to affect males, when t-st-cl-s are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the t-st-cl-s amalgamate into one “ball”, resembling a scotch egg. hence, scotch egg syndrom
jim – “it is f-cking freezing outside!”
mike – “tell me about it, mate. i’ve got scotch egg syndrome.”
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