scotch notch


the scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you’ve drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth
scotch drinker 1: dude, bill is totally hitting on your sister… and it’s her wedding.

scotch drinker 2: yeah, he’s at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.

bill: baby i know you’re married but just give me a chance i’ll pay for the divorce please just let me put the tip in

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