Scotch Rudder
scotch rudder:
– is the masturbation-technique (or m-st-rb-t–n-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to m-st-rb-t- themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their ‘netherly regions’; essentially adding comfort and support while ‘steering’ the masturbation process
— despite the name, the scotch rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers
(disclaimer: this is not to be confused with the ‘double-handed-rub’ which is a totally different masturbation technique)
background: this technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the dutch rudder is cool, but can’t find a mate.
ex.1
joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a scotch rudder. however, joe was clever enough to say he ‘had to go’ and hung up, before he went.
ex.2
jim: what is taking val so long in the washroom?
bob: val belongs to the self-help group called ‘s-x without partners’, and i am sure she is in there giving herself a scotch rudder, again!
ex.3
jim: did you hear about richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
bob: yeah. what a shame. i also heard he used to like to do the scotch rudder, too. oh well, he can always go dutch.
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