Scotchy

a male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for b-gg-ry. like the anti-midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to sh-t. his got to move is the burt reynolds ’74. occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. this person will use his position of power to offer oral s-x to his male employees. this offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. incredibly, scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.
scotchy was sitting there in a burt reynolds ’74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a bl-w j-b. i then started puking like crazy.
a term used when refering to a student at the all boy school scotch college in perth. a ‘scotchy’ will often be -ssimilated with such negative terms or phrase’s as; w-nker, d-ck head, t-ss-r, f-ck wit, and other such pleasantries. scotchies are also known for their little success with the opposite s-x. this common phenomenon often leads to their envy of the students of christ church grammar school which soon becomes a crush, then a letter, then a sedative and then finally a lawsuit and restraining order.
plural; scotchies
scotchy: but your honor, i swear, i have no recollection of that night or how that sedating substance i bought at the pharmacy got into his drink.
t-st-cl-s, nuts, or backbone.
“man! grow some scotchies and be a man!”