Scottish hello


a way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout ‘give us a kiss!’ and headb-tt them. bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.
“ow, mac just gave me a scottish h-llo. he nearly broke my nose.”

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