Scottish Hibernation


occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. what separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
tom: hey did you see patty walk by? it looks like she’s put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

stan: i know, i noticed that as well. then again, it’s almost winter, so i bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a scottish hibernation.

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