Scotts Valley

aka: cops valley

stereotyped for being a “rich-town” which is kind of true in a way. the town is about two miles long but there is a cop everywhere you go. don’t try and smoke weed here or you will be fu—- by the hard d-ck of the law. you cannot do anything wrong here without hearing something for it. a lot of gossip and rumors go down in this town mainly due to vast majority of soccer moms.
outta towner: hey bro lets go puff bowls at siltanin in scotts valley.

local: nah dude iv’e been chapped there like three times. scotts valley isn’t chill lets mob to santa cruz.
a town a little east of sana cruz ca, home of scotts valey high school and police that don’t have anything better to do than chase all the drugged up kids. there has been a lot of racial tension, which is ironic since its pretty much all white, besides some asians and a few mexicans.

scotts valley is sterotyped as being upper middle cl-ss/ upper cl-ss but it pretty much sucks there since there is nothing to do besides go to santa cruz, which is why people would rather live in santa cruz.

no matter what people from santa cruz say “scotts vallians” spend nearly as much time in santa cruz as they do, and have to drive just as far as people living on the outskirts.

there, is a pretty rad skatepark where tony hawk has been, so i guess thats ok. its one of the biggest in northern ca

northern ca, have to drive through it to get to san jose from santa cruz via hwy 17
those scotts valley kids think they’re so cool with their brand new cars and suck -ss high school
a town just outside of santa cruz, california. it is definition for the word enclave. almost everyone in this town is racist and white, and cultural diversity is non existent, which is very odd being near the san francisco bay area which is a cultural hotspot. even the amount of cultural restaurants in this town can be counted on one hand. though these restaurants are run by white people, for white people, just like everything else in scotts valley. people in this town have no understanding of the outside world, and believe their way of life is the only way of life.
quotes from a person from scotts valley:

“why should i try things that i know i won’t like”
“f-gs should die in h-ll because they try to ruin marriage for the rest of us”
“you have nothing to make fun of, seriously, i am f-cking living in la right now, there is everything here i talk to mostly asians, indians, and black people!”