Scottsdale Wife
(noun). a married woman who lives in affluent scottsdale az who is used to the finer things.
she was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a scottsdale wife: tanning & hair salons, m-ssages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.
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