scotty doesn’t know
(n.) a s-xual encounter with a man other than one’s boyfriend or significant other. ‘scotty’ — though once a specific reference to an individual with that name — acts as the universal nomenclature for the unsuspecting boyfriend-in-question. from the movie eurotrip.
(v.) to perform a scotty doesn’t know. usually used in present progressive or past tense — i.e., “scotty-doesn’t-knowing” or “scotty-doesn’t-knowed”.
(n.) jack’s girlfriend affords me the occ-ssional scotty doesn’t know.
(v.) julie is scotty-doesn’t-knowing her boyfriend every friday.
scotty doesn’t know that matt damon is boning his b-tch so don’t tell him!
scotty doesn’t know that fiona and me
do it in my van every sunday.
she tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go
still she’s on her knees and scotty doesn’t know!
oh scotty doesn’t know!
so don’t tell scotty!
scotty doesn’t know!
scotty doesn’t know!
so don’t tell scotty!
fiona says she’s out shopping,
but she’s under me and i’m not stopping…
because scotty doesn’t know!
scotty doesn’t know! (x3)
so don’t tell scotty!
scotty doesn’t know!
don’t tell scotty!
i can’t believe he’s so trusting,
while i’m right behind you thrusting.
fiona’s got him on the phone,
and she’s trying not to moan.
it’s a three-way call and he knows nothing!
scotty doesn’t know!(x3)
so don’t tell scotty!
scotty doesn’t know!(x3)
we’ll put on a show!
everyone will go!
scotty doesn’t know!(x3)
the parkin lot
why not? it’s so cool when you’re on top!
his front lawn in the snow
life is so hard because scotty doesn’t know!
we did it on his birthday…
scotty doesn’t know!(x4)
scotty doesn’t know!
scotty won’t know!
scotty doesn’t know!
scotty’s gotta know!
gotta tell scotty!
gotta tell him myself!
scotty doesn’t know! (x10)
chant scotty doesn’t know! (x7)
chant scotty’s gotta go!
a song by l-stra, also in the movie eurotrip. it is played when scotty finds out his sl-tty ex girlfriend fiona was cheating on him with another guy. which is weird, cause scotty was cute.
we did it on his birthday…
scotty doesn’t know.
what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.
john: dude… sharron gives the best bl-wj-b ever.
tim: isn’t she dating steve?
john: scotty doesn’t know.
a song by l-stra, featured in the movie eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it’s moments. this song makes the movie.
“i can’t believe he’s so trusting,
while i’m right behind you thrusting…
scotty doesn’t know!”
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