Scouse Logic


the term “scouse logic” is applied to anything unsavoury or sc-mmy suggested or perpetrated by somebody else. it comes from the idea that scousers are, in general, the least human of all uk residents and behave like c-ke fuelled n-z-‘s at the best of times. not all people from liverpool are scousers, but the ones that are should be easy to spot. the children eat nothing but pie and crisps, whilst their fathers regularly eat pavement and swallow their own teeth after picking yet another senseless fight. n-body knows much about the mothers, you can rarely find them.
“we should drag that wrestler to the floor and give him a kicking.”

“seriously? you’re seriously suggesting that we……ah, mate, that’s scouse logic!!”

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