scranton parade day


the greatest, absolutley best day in history of all time. people start drinking at 6:30 am and don’t stop at all. it’s a day where scranton kids show all the big d1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. just an all around great day.
dude ready for scranton parade day tomorow? he’ll yeah if we make it out alive it’d be awsome!

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