scratch-and-shit
the act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst sh-tting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men’s restroom)
gas station employee 1: why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?
gas station employee 2: what’d they do? scratch-and-sh-t?
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