scratch my balls


to express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (an alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to f-ck off.)
doug: man i got a bl-w j-b from that really hot chick.
fred: wow! scratch my b-lls!

alternate usage
doug: hey fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
fred: scratch my b-lls!

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