Scratch The Donkey


a term for using sites like omegle and chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. often mistaken for masturbation
mike: “hey man, i think the donkey is itchy”

matt: “yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?”

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