scrawping
to lie down in a position that looks uncomfortable, but is actually very comfy. this is usually done whilst bored and infront of the tv, and can be enhanced by wearing scr-ping clothes such as very baggy tracky bottoms or/and a dressing gown.
jonny was lying face down on the sofa, with 1 leg on the floor, the other leg up the back of the sofa, 1 arm tucked under his chest and the other flopped on the coffee table, he was watching the 2nd repeat of the a team on bravo that day, and was wearing a pair of tracky b’s made for an indian elephant.
jonny is excellent was scrawping at home.
jonny was enjoying a bl–dy good scrawp!
jonny is right scrawper
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