Screamin Shits
when you don’t know if you should put your head or -ss in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.
i’m glad my sink is right next to my toilet i had a bad case of the screamin sh-ts this morning.
liquid cr-p, diarrhea, the runs, etc. just a funny way of saying it.
dude 1: ah man, it smells like rotten fetus in here!
dude 2: ah, dude #3 had the screamin sh-ts last night. still f-ckin smells.
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