screaming chocolate dragon
when you sh-t in a womans mouth and nose, and right before she sneezes you cover her face with your hands. then she sneezes the sh-t out of her nose resembling a screaming chocolate dragon.
i did a screaming chocolate dragon on my girlfriend. it was fun.
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