screed


a written rant, usually of a political nature. the word has become increasingly trendy what with bush bashing, clinton bashing, and heightened national polarity across the board.
“ann coulter’s columns are the epitome of screed.”
doing an act with the intent of copying something from the -ss-ssin creed video game series (similar to parkour).

or

attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.
“dude i dare you to try to screed that wall.”

or

“that dude was p-ssing me off so i screeded his face.”
screed is like a pebble water mix that covers the entier bowl and is released at high volosity and gives a buring effect to the -n-s
after a really wet sh-t you could say that you have screeded the bowl

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