screen toucher
a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.
“dude stop touching my screen, you are such a screen toucher”
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- Playing the bench
when a man is wanting to date/have s-x with a woman and that woman keeps him around, even teasing him, but never indulges him. the man is known as a ‘bench player.’ the term refers to the likeness of an athlete sitting on the bench, waiting to get in on the game. john “you hear […]
- Screecher
a girl who moans when she is fingered by a man. i heard from doug that, that girl is a screecher.
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to let that which does not matter truly slide. see also: to play it durden taken from the movie/book fight club dave crashed my car on sat-rday night, but instead of getting mad, i just told dave in a calm way that if he ever destroyed something i own again, i’d have his b-lls. i […]
- playing for the wrong team
another phrase for saying someone’s gay. for women, it’s saying she’s a lesbian. donnie: hey sillies!” max: hey mike (whisper) mike: what? max: i think this guy’s gay mike: oh he’s playing for the wrong team alright.