screw the gooch
to screw up really badly. to miss the point of something and do something else. comes from the idea that when having s-x, one misses the p-ssy and starts humping a woman’s gooch, the area between her p-ssy and -ss, making a fool out of himself and scr-w-ng up. don eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.
“i knew i should’t have nailed monica lewinski… d-mn i screwed the gooch.”
i did my report completely wrong. man i really screwed the gooch.”
“matt, youre’ a jew so don’t have s-x with that terrorist’s daughter. you’d have to be a total dumb-ss to screw the gooch like that”
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